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artisticgamzee:

Literally Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in every movie

(Source: highnoonish)

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suddenlyfalling:

trustyourdoctah:

Benedict Cumberbatch and his profound knowledge of the Ikea catalogue

I love that he’s getting this right not because he’s a Star Trek geek but because he loves Ikea.

(Source: deductives)

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alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

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(Source: buckysbarnes)

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(Source: endiness)

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Finishing up with a customer
Me: Would you like a bag?
Customer: -scoffs- Are you kidding me?!
Me: ......I don't know if that means yes or no..?
Customer: YES! God, I can't carry this without dropping it all!
Me: I ask everyone. Sometimes people put things in their other bags or purses.
Customer: -rolls eyes-
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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

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(Source: alexsummersed)

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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datkarkatass:

2srooky:

I casually mentioned my tumblr in class a last week and this really popular girl who kinda disses on me a lot was like “Oh yeah, tumblr! I’m super famous on there, I have like 100 followers, It’s so hard to get them on Tumblr I bet you don’t even have that many.” 

"One thousand one hundred and eighty."

"Excuse me?"

"I have one thousand one hundred and eighty followers on tumblr."

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tumblrbot asked : WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I don’t really know. I’m not the travelling sort.

teamfreekickass:

fuckyeahfeminists:

camcron:

lulz-time:

Really? Men want to make all these weak ass “women should be in the kitchen jokes” and then they want to pull shit like this Fuck u top chef Canada and ur sexist bullshit

Dear Women,
We hate you no matter what.
Sincerely, 90% of marketing

What the fuuuuuck?!

DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT THE CONTEXT
DID ANYONE LOOK THIS UP

DID YOU SEE THE SECOND ONE. DID ANYONE DO RESEARCH
OR ARE WE STILL GONNA TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT THINGS AND YELL ABOUT THEM.

teamfreekickass:

fuckyeahfeminists:

camcron:

lulz-time:

Really? Men want to make all these weak ass “women should be in the kitchen jokes” and then they want to pull shit like this
Fuck u top chef Canada and ur sexist bullshit

Dear Women,

We hate you no matter what.

Sincerely,
90% of marketing

What the fuuuuuck?!

DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT THE CONTEXT

DID ANYONE LOOK THIS UP

DID YOU SEE THE SECOND ONE. DID ANYONE DO RESEARCH

OR ARE WE STILL GONNA TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT THINGS AND YELL ABOUT THEM.

(Source: le-sob)

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eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

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tyleroakley:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

trolllinginthedeep:

yo
that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt



Somehow Tumblr will hate him for this. They’ll find a way.

tyleroakley:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

trolllinginthedeep:

yo

that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt

image

Somehow Tumblr will hate him for this. They’ll find a way.

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