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rusted--bones asked : hi, i forgot which email i used. x.x either that or i just haven't gotten the email. can you help at all? does it show you which email i used..?

Sorry Humble doesn’t show me which emails have been used for the keys due to security reasons. Best thing that can be done right now, since it does say it’s been registered to something, is that you go through all your email’s searching for it. Sorry I cant be of more help :(

whopwho asked : Hey, do you still have bioshock ii?

I am sorry and I’m going to come off as a complete asshole for this but I’m not giving a MA15+ game to a 13 year old. Not only is that basically illegal in Australia but I wouldn’t feel comfortable in doing so. Ask your parents or something, and if you are infact over 15 years of age you should have updated your Tumblr a looooong time ago.

OneEyedGenius’ Game Giveaway!

oneeyedgenius:

Hello ladies, gentlemen and other! welcome to OneEyed’s Game Giveaway!

Today, while stocks last (basically 1 per item), I will be giving away the majority of my Humble 2K Bundle. Mainly because I only wanted the bundle for a single game and it was cheaper this way.. yeah….

Ok so here’s the down and dirty, basically this giveaway goes like this. Whoever sends an ask to me with the name of the item they want first, gets said item. If you are not the first one to try and get said item, you can ask for another one, provided it’s not already taken.

You do not have to be following me for you to enter, because honestly I don’t mind. I would appreciate it if you would, but that’s your choice :D.

Now for the good stuff, the games:

X:COM Bundle  TAKEN

BioShock  TAKEN

BioShock II

Remember 20 seconds ago when I said this was better, yeah me too. And I still hold firm to that claim. The only reason I’m giving this one away is because I already own it…. :D. (P.S: This time you ARE the giant lethal cyborg)

The Darkness II TAKEN

Mafia II

A cover-based, open world shooter about climbing the ranks of the Mafia families using any means necessary… yeah that’s awesome. Again, if you want more information I suggest google because I am too lazy to do research.

LAST TWO ARE UP FOR GRABS. YEEEE.

A note to all those who have contacted me for games, I have replied to your posts via private answer and linked you the key! If you have not received said key, contact me again and I’ll resend it. Tumblr likes to be an ass sometimes and eats up all the asks >:(

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

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you are the most evil person

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iraisedyoufromperditionassbutt asked : May I have either The Darkness 2 or Bioshock 2 please? I'm not sure which ones are left but either of those works.

Going through the Free Games/Giveaway tag I see :D. Smart thinking! Both are currently available but as of the moment I will only be giving away one item away to one person. This may change in a few days if I have trouble getting rid of them so if I could get you to just choose one for now, and maybe you can get the other later! 

mrorigin asked : Awesome thanks so much!

No problems! Enjoy :D

OneEyedGenius’ Game Giveaway!

oneeyedgenius:

Hello ladies, gentlemen and other! welcome to OneEyed’s Game Giveaway!

Today, while stocks last (basically 1 per item), I will be giving away the majority of my Humble 2K Bundle. Mainly because I only wanted the bundle for a single game and it was cheaper this way.. yeah….

Ok so here’s the down and dirty, basically this giveaway goes like this. Whoever sends an ask to me with the name of the item they want first, gets said item. If you are not the first one to try and get said item, you can ask for another one, provided it’s not already taken.

You do not have to be following me for you to enter, because honestly I don’t mind. I would appreciate it if you would, but that’s your choice :D.

Now for the good stuff, the games:

X:COM Bundle TAKEN

Woo, starting out strong with some good old fashioned tactical shoot ‘em up. The idea of putting this all in a bundle is because they are all pretty old games, plus it’s easier this way. The bundle contains the first 5 X:COM games; UFO Defense, Terror from the Deep, Interceptor, Enforcer and Apocalypse. It contains a mix of the isometric style X:COM is known for and a few 3rd/1st person style shoot ‘em ups. Either or, if your a fan of the series or just interested its a pretty neat deal, considering its free.  

BioShock

Now, this is a horror game. Or not, depending if you scare as easily as me. Insane power-junkies, giant lethal cyborgs and creepy as fuck children all combined together in a dystopian city underneath THE FUCKING OCEAN…. yeah that’s pretty good, I guess. In my opinion No.2 was better but eh, to each his own I guess.

BioShock II

Remember 20 seconds ago when I said this was better, yeah me too. And I still hold firm to that claim. The only reason I’m giving this one away is because I already own it…. :D. (P.S: This time you ARE the giant lethal cyborg)

The Darkness II

I myself don’t know much about this game, but from what I can gather its a psychological horror FPS, with some neat demon powers thrown in there for good measure. Bit of a meh factor is popping up over here, since I don’t really like this style of gameplay much. But hey! If you want to learn more you can always use your trusty friend, google.

Mafia II

A cover-based, open world shooter about climbing the ranks of the Mafia families using any means necessary… yeah that’s awesome. Again, if you want more information I suggest google because I am too lazy to do research.

So basically this won’t gain any traction for a while I’m guessing but hey, fuck it. Free games everyone.

Anonymous asked : Eyyyyy you still got Bioshock one?

Yeee your the first mate. But i’m gonna ask you private message me your tumblr so I can send you the humble link privately, or I can just send it to you over the public ask but I really don’t want someone stealing your game. Your choice :D

OneEyedGenius’ Game Giveaway!

oneeyedgenius:

Hello ladies, gentlemen and other! welcome to OneEyed’s Game Giveaway!

Today, while stocks last (basically 1 per item), I will be giving away the majority of my Humble 2K Bundle. Mainly because I only wanted the bundle for a single game and it was cheaper this way.. yeah….

Ok so here’s the down and dirty, basically this giveaway goes like this. Whoever sends an ask to me with the name of the item they want first, gets said item. If you are not the first one to try and get said item, you can ask for another one, provided it’s not already taken.

You do not have to be following me for you to enter, because honestly I don’t mind. I would appreciate it if you would, but that’s your choice :D.

Now for the good stuff, the games:

X:COM Bundle

Woo, starting out strong with some good old fashioned tactical shoot ‘em up. The idea of putting this all in a bundle is because they are all pretty old games, plus it’s easier this way. The bundle contains the first 5 X:COM games; UFO Defense, Terror from the Deep, Interceptor, Enforcer and Apocalypse. It contains a mix of the isometric style X:COM is known for and a few 3rd/1st person style shoot ‘em ups. Either or, if your a fan of the series or just interested its a pretty neat deal, considering its free. 

BioShock

Now, this is a horror game. Or not, depending if you scare as easily as me. Insane power-junkies, giant lethal cyborgs and creepy as fuck children all combined together in a dystopian city underneath THE FUCKING OCEAN…. yeah that’s pretty good, I guess. In my opinion No.2 was better but eh, to each his own I guess.

BioShock II

Remember 20 seconds ago when I said this was better, yeah me too. And I still hold firm to that claim. The only reason I’m giving this one away is because I already own it…. :D. (P.S: This time you ARE the giant lethal cyborg)

The Darkness II

I myself don’t know much about this game, but from what I can gather its a psychological horror FPS, with some neat demon powers thrown in there for good measure. Bit of a meh factor is popping up over here, since I don’t really like this style of gameplay much. But hey! If you want to learn more you can always use your trusty friend, google.

Mafia II

A cover-based, open world shooter about climbing the ranks of the Mafia families using any means necessary… yeah that’s awesome. Again, if you want more information I suggest google because I am too lazy to do research.

So basically this won’t gain any traction for a while I’m guessing but hey, fuck it. Free games everyone. Gonna whore this one out a bit cause I want to get rid of these as fast as possible.

OneEyedGenius’ Game Giveaway!

Hello ladies, gentlemen and other! welcome to OneEyed’s Game Giveaway!

Today, while stocks last (basically 1 per item), I will be giving away the majority of my Humble 2K Bundle. Mainly because I only wanted the bundle for a single game and it was cheaper this way.. yeah….

Ok so here’s the down and dirty, basically this giveaway goes like this. Whoever sends an ask to me with the name of the item they want first, gets said item. If you are not the first one to try and get said item, you can ask for another one, provided it’s not already taken.

You do not have to be following me for you to enter, because honestly I don’t mind. I would appreciate it if you would, but that’s your choice :D.

Now for the good stuff, the games:

X:COM Bundle

Woo, starting out strong with some good old fashioned tactical shoot ‘em up. The idea of putting this all in a bundle is because they are all pretty old games, plus it’s easier this way. The bundle contains the first 5 X:COM games; UFO Defense, Terror from the Deep, Interceptor, Enforcer and Apocalypse. It contains a mix of the isometric style X:COM is known for and a few 3rd/1st person style shoot ‘em ups. Either or, if your a fan of the series or just interested its a pretty neat deal, considering its free. 

BioShock

Now, this is a horror game. Or not, depending if you scare as easily as me. Insane power-junkies, giant lethal cyborgs and creepy as fuck children all combined together in a dystopian city underneath THE FUCKING OCEAN…. yeah that’s pretty good, I guess. In my opinion No.2 was better but eh, to each his own I guess.

BioShock II

Remember 20 seconds ago when I said this was better, yeah me too. And I still hold firm to that claim. The only reason I’m giving this one away is because I already own it…. :D. (P.S: This time you ARE the giant lethal cyborg)

The Darkness II

I myself don’t know much about this game, but from what I can gather its a psychological horror FPS, with some neat demon powers thrown in there for good measure. Bit of a meh factor is popping up over here, since I don’t really like this style of gameplay much. But hey! If you want to learn more you can always use your trusty friend, google.

Mafia II

A cover-based, open world shooter about climbing the ranks of the Mafia families using any means necessary… yeah that’s awesome. Again, if you want more information I suggest google because I am too lazy to do research.

So basically this won’t gain any traction for a while I’m guessing but hey, fuck it. Free games everyone.

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carrotsforferrets:

Some more reasons why I won’t join any sort of social justice movement.

Amen

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jamesfactscalvin:

Good Lord Peter

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